Tumblr (3.0; @thediaryofsuricruise)http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbekvfbkKK1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I Don’t Like.” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/32922963864http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/32922963864Thu, 04 Oct 2012 21:38:03 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mah64pf9Ew1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Hold up, I am old enough to watch <em>The Master</em>. Let’s go right now.” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/31710695165http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/31710695165Sun, 16 Sep 2012 20:38:49 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94t9sghte1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I feel so free. Can you please call me,  Suri Flocka Flame now?” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/29933413491http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/29933413491Tue, 21 Aug 2012 17:56:16 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d6d0Earp1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Feels good, mom.” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/28881438145http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/28881438145Mon, 06 Aug 2012 19:46:12 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7y5hsYzGM1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You don’t have to tell me my boots are killer. I bought them.” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/28297220123http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/28297220123Sun, 29 Jul 2012 17:03:28 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nk6ccVyU1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Ice cream! FYF Fest in my mouth.” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/26510465075http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/26510465075Wed, 04 Jul 2012 13:13:23 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6endteQBy1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/26177399134http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/26177399134Fri, 29 Jun 2012 17:44:17 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68bqf91gr1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I can’t walk in the city with this kind of humidity.” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/25927747470http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/25927747470Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:47:03 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m65af5SSrD1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“What’s that? Oh, yes… I’m very aware that I’m a much better dresser than my mother. Styling and profiling.” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/25813208852http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/25813208852Sun, 24 Jun 2012 16:25:53 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17taoPOU01qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17taoPOU01qztl7oo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17taoPOU01qztl7oo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17taoPOU01qztl7oo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>“I ain’t got time for puddles.”</p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/19664235559http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/19664235559Tue, 20 Mar 2012 20:20:47 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpfx08TCI1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“FroYo is kind of the worst, mother.” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/17957931507http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/17957931507Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:41:24 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtotj0o0g1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I will never be too tall or too old to be carried. It’s like what ODB said, Mother. I don’t walk, I get carried. Put that W up.” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/15868278753http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/15868278753Sat, 14 Jan 2012 20:36:55 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9bcbU7ws1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Mother, I want it all. Money<span>. Fast cars. </span>Diamond rings. Gold chains and champagne. Shit, every damn thing. I want it all. Houses. Expenses My own business.  A truck, hmm, and a couple o’ Benz’s, I want it all. Brand new leggings and drawls.  And I’m ballin’ every time I stop and talk to you. I want it all, all, all, all! I want it all, all, all, all, all! The paper is out there.” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/14268100059http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/14268100059Thu, 15 Dec 2011 10:00:11 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv1f9lm3Mx1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>” ‘Sup.”</p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/13136165463http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/13136165463Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:10:33 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lui6xvAVXl1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/12643466934http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/12643466934Fri, 11 Nov 2011 07:56:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luf4o9qO6l1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“ARGH! Don’t photograph me with my mother! She’s in <em>Jack & Jill </em>for pete’s sake! I don’t want that hanging around my neck like it’s a novelty prop clock.” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/12576426654http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/12576426654Wed, 09 Nov 2011 16:14:33 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ludk529B8B1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Back off, Butthead!” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/12544251575http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/12544251575Tue, 08 Nov 2011 19:53:26 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lss7lmIIIw1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I’m going to be honest with you, Mother. That sign or tree or whatever it is you’re pointing to isn’t as interesting as you think it is. This should be apply to everything else in life. Also, put the Panda back in the stroller.” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/11214550920http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/11214550920Sat, 08 Oct 2011 21:43:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsnijzfLLF1qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“We all gotta go Goth sooner or later. Why not start now?” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/11102308760http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/11102308760Thu, 06 Oct 2011 08:47:59 -0700Celebs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsil79Pv921qztl7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“This is bullshit.” </p>http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/11003003445http://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/post/11003003445Mon, 03 Oct 2011 18:12:31 -0700Celebs