Suri Cruise Is Magic!

“Mother! Stop singing that stupid Rebecca Black song! Stop talking about it, too. It’s not hilariously ironic. It’s not so bad, it’s funny. It’s not a Christian version of that dollar sign singer. It’s just pure crap and deserves to be put in the vault at the end of Raiders Of The Lost Ark. So, zip it or I’ll cry the entire we’re in flight. I will. Do not test me. You’re the one that woke me up at 11 on a Sunday morning and you’re singing, ‘It’s Friday!’ Got damn.”