Suri Cruise Is Magic!

“Dude, I just saw Knight & Day… Okay, like the first twenty minutes because I fell asleep and seriously, put me down. Dude, put me down. I’m so fucking embarrassed. I don’t know what’s worse: your choice of scripts or mother’s unhealthy non existent feud with Anne Hathaway. All I want for Christmas are two parents who read Jennifer Egan novels and take me to Murray’s Bagels for breakfast on Saturday.”

“Dude, I just saw Knight & Day… Okay, like the first twenty minutes because I fell asleep and seriously, put me down. Dude, put me down. I’m so fucking embarrassed. I don’t know what’s worse: your choice of scripts or mother’s unhealthy non existent feud with Anne Hathaway. All I want for Christmas are two parents who read Jennifer Egan novels and take me to Murray’s Bagels for breakfast on Saturday.”

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