Suri Cruise Is Magic!

“Yes, I miss spending quality time with my daughter, but I’m really enjoying the ability to fully express personally. If I want to dress like a girl from a Robert Palmer video, I can. If I want to listen to Jesus Jones instead of some dub step, I can. Honestly, who likes dub step? It sounds like the robots from the Transformers movie fighting. How can she listen to that stuff? I know I’m a mom and I don’t get cool things anymore, but come on…. I gotta get a bluetooth so people will stop thinking I’m talking to myself. Next stop, the bluetooth store and then I’m going to laugh at the box office returns for Love & Other Drugs. Suck it, Hathaway.”

“Yes, I miss spending quality time with my daughter, but I’m really enjoying the ability to fully express personally. If I want to dress like a girl from a Robert Palmer video, I can. If I want to listen to Jesus Jones instead of some dub step, I can. Honestly, who likes dub step? It sounds like the robots from the Transformers movie fighting. How can she listen to that stuff? I know I’m a mom and I don’t get cool things anymore, but come on…. I gotta get a bluetooth so people will stop thinking I’m talking to myself. Next stop, the bluetooth store and then I’m going to laugh at the box office returns for Love & Other Drugs. Suck it, Hathaway.”

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